relatetable:

asvprock:

*When you get angry in-front of someone you like*

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  • Cop:

    Have you been drinking?

  • Me:

    I been drankin'

  • Cop:

    Surfbort

  • Me:

    Surfbort

cumberbitchen221b:

scampthecorgi:

We have no idea what he’s doing…

drinking water but in a punk rock way

cumberbitchen221b:

scampthecorgi:

We have no idea what he’s doing…

drinking water but in a punk rock way

florizer:

florizer:

what is older, the moon or the sun?

the moon, because it goes out at night

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radical-skeleton:

its not halloween its hellaween

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greetings:

she looks so perfect and powerful in the bottom pic

filingsforkili:

True love is when your pet comes to your room on its own.

tylenold:

it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine