drarna:

the bible says adam and eve not uggs and shorts

castiels-feathery-butt:

when he cums inside u

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mathpreacher:

accidentally forgetting your earbuds at home is like accidentally leaving your first born child at the gates of hell

adamnsight:

Have you ever seen brown eyes in the sun? You don’t always notice it at first but you’ll see that ‘brown’ no longer describes them. They melt into golden rays, circling an eclipse. There’s nothing boring about brown eyes, not even when the later hours encroach; they just turn into a sunset of their own. 

ronnitv:

From “boo” to “who?” real quick

Posy ring with pictogram inscription, ‘Two hands, one heart, Till death us part.’ Made in England in the 17th century (source).

cosmo tip #696

expertcosmotips:

if a guy buys you a bunch of drinks and then expects you to have sex with him you can just give him back the drinks by puking into his lap

stability:

precumming:

I want kids so bad

so go to a playground and take one stupid where do u think kids come from

to-the-tardis-sterek:

i am physically incapable of not reblogging this

plunders:

I’m gonna be the mom that your teenage son fantasizes about

microsoftbob:

microsoftbob:

when boys hold u by yr waist and make you feel tiny
when you kiss boys and you can feel their stubble
freckles on boy
body hair on boy
spooning with boys
when boys get hard while spooning and you can feel it and its really cute
boys in the abstract
boy

1 year later and I’m a lesbian

i-can-has-loki:

I feel like my parents really understand me